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Thread: Nig gives us a 4th of July gift, grabs third rail NYC subway.

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    That buck was a smoking hot nigger.

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    Seeing the smoke coming out of his head made me wonder if he wouldn't look the same if he were a contestant on Jeopardy.

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    Date: Mid 20th century and later.
    English equivalent: 1. That is acceptable. 2. I agree.

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    You have to love the way the niggers and negresses on the platform reacted.

    "Why no one be hepin' hims?"

    Because flesh conducts electricity, idiots. The MTA has to switch off the power to "hep hims", and for them to know, one of you has to haul your mammoth butt up the stairs and let an MTA employee know that there's a dead nigger on the tracks. And don't try your sail fawns, because there's no signal underground.

    Only niggers would stand around and watch one of their own get electrocuted without summoning help. Stupid niggers.
    Say no to niggers, but YES to black cats and dogs! They're the least likely to be adopted and the most likely to be euthanized!

    "The only religion a nigger has is being a nigger."

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    On the MARTA here in Apelanta, there is an emergency cutoff switch on either end of the platform. It cuts the power both directions for miles so they don't advertise it as the niggers would stop the trains all the time. I would not have pushed the button but encouraged the other bootlips to jump down and pull the dead nigger to freedom.
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    Observer 1: "HERE MAN I GOT YOUR T-SHIRT."

    Observer 2: "He doesn't need it now... he's gone.."

    LMAO.

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    Such a waste of electricity. Surely there could have been a cheaper way...

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    Quote Originally Posted by nappyheadedniggers View Post
    Such a waste of electricity. Surely there could have been a cheaper way...
    I am willing to dial my AC down a bit if it means more spooks getting fried!!
    Da Lawd made da nigger and put him in da Jungle/"Dass where you stay an do da Jungle Bungle"/Da White man take him 'cross da sea/an say "Nigger you gonna work fo ME!"/da Lawd say "White man you made a sin! /You shoulda leave dat nigga where he been!!/Look at yo cities,dey is a jungle/An da nigger doin da Jungle Bungle!"

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    I feel sorry for the 3rd rail.

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    I researched this story (you're welcome!!) and came up wiff some info on the po nigga what got fried: A)His favorite performer? Smokey Robinson! B)His favorite song? "The Tracks Of My Tears" C) His favorite David Byrne album? Burnin Down The house D) His car? Chevy Volt
    Da Lawd made da nigger and put him in da Jungle/"Dass where you stay an do da Jungle Bungle"/Da White man take him 'cross da sea/an say "Nigger you gonna work fo ME!"/da Lawd say "White man you made a sin! /You shoulda leave dat nigga where he been!!/Look at yo cities,dey is a jungle/An da nigger doin da Jungle Bungle!"

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