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    Well it's been about 5 months now but figured I'd share this coontact with you guys/gals.
    I ended up buying a new car so I put my old beater of a vehicle up on craigslist for 700. Car had some issues but it ran good. Figured I'd sell it cheap just to get the dam thing out of my driveway . Within an hour of posting my add I get a call. At that time I'm taking a shower so My lady answers my phone. She tells me that the guy will be here within 20 minutes to check out the car and that he's very interested in buying it. So I hurry out of the shower and get dressed . Well 2 hours goes by and finally a knock at the door. As I open the door I smell a foul stinch of monkey ass and armpits... So what's behind door #1? you guessed it... A middle aged silverback with beaded shitlocks on it's head. Even though I hate niggers I try being polite to him out of respect for My girlfriend . 1 - she's a lady and 2- she hates the fact that I hate niggers so I try and be civil. So I take the buck
    To the car and let it look around at it. Then it asked to test drive it. Well I Let it do so with me in the passenger seat and my neighbor/friend in the back seat. We go about two blocks and come
    Back to my place. The nigger says... Mayne.... Only sebnhuned huh? Lookin at my car like it's bucket of kfc and lickin it's bootlips . I'm like yea. 700 now or I sell it to someone else ( had a few more people interested) so the nigger tells me... Dam famblies... I actually don't have da loot right neow but if you can trust me to take da whip I can have it sold fo ya in a owa . At that point I
    Have steam commin out my ears . I yell .. Are you fuckin crazy? First off I don't even know your black ass and 2nd you don't even have the money so why you bother even wasting my time... Then the nigger ooks ... Well yous sellin da whip really cheap so I figya I can make some money too give me an owa I'll sell it fo 1000 give you yuh 700 and i profit 3 bills fo mahself ... You make money I make money and we Boff happy. That one set me off at that time I pushed the nigger out of my yard in rage while he's on the ground I tell him get the hell off my block and stay away from my house And if you wanna argue about it I can call the cops right now. Nigger ooks .. Nah I got warrants . Sorry dawg ... I'll get on whiff mahself .... Then the nigger gets in his hooptie and putts off. Never seen that nigger since. But that will be the last time I ever try and sell something to a nigger. And the last time I let my girlfriend answe my phone ... And if I am selling on craigslist again and I get a call from a nigger ... I'll just simply hang up

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    I hope this was a learning experience for your gf.

    In some unavoidable situations ill "tolerate" the creatures, but otherwise on my own time
    and property the cancer has no place being around for any reason.
    The little critters of "nature" they don't know that they're ugly.

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    Leave your phone number off the ad and make people email you. Email is too complicated for most niggers to figure out (or if they make it through you can detect niggerbabble in the email and delete it).
    Avoid the Groid

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    I feel that your girlfriend may have let the nigger come over just to spite you. When you told her what happened, did she act skeptical as if the incident was somehow your fault? Maybe she believes that if you have enough coontact that you'll think niggers are human and everyone can sit around the fire, hold hands, and sing kumbaya together. In my opinion you need to seriously talk to her about never putting your life in danger like that again. The nigger could've had a gun or come over with a group of homeboys.

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    Sounds like your girlfriend is a Nigger Lover.

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    You handled the situation well only next time....niggers. (phone slam)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leroy Jenkems View Post
    Leave your phone number off the ad and make people email you. Email is too complicated for most niggers to figure out (or if they make it through you can detect niggerbabble in the email and delete it).
    x2

    E-mail is a great screen when it comes to CL.

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    You should have slammed your door in this niggers face as soon as you opened it. The only way to deal with niggers with any effect is a zero tolerance policy.

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    I don't totally understand nigger babble. What is a "whip"? I assume some sort of slang for "car".

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    Sounds like you need a new girlfriend. Maybe you can teach her about niggers but if she won't learn about them kick her to the curb before she gets you both raped and murdered.
    "Niggerstanding" is a general bewilderment resulting from Human demands that are inappropriately placed upon their inferior negroid cohabitants. The lack of mental acuity exhibited by niggers will cause that unmistakable "lost and confused" look when they are challenged to any more thinking than would be required to light a crack pipe. Niggers simply dismiss intelligent conversation as "crackerbabble".

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