Caption this Facebook nigger

[Ice Coffee]

I don't see no Windows 'n shit, man.

[Obamasuxdik]

Sheeit, ebery ones be norin me an sheeit. I cain't gets rite.

[WeGoneApe]

I don't have a caption -- but a comment. This photo, the source unknown, is the consummate summation of today's nigger buck:

We see a lone primitive jungle ape living in its own fantasy world creation .... a chimp with a softball size head and a basketball jersey (a replica of the Boston Celtic's trained ape Paul Pierce, number 34). Most nigger bucks wear sports gear to fuel their sick fantasy that every chimp be an "affweet."

The nigger is seated in what appears to be a concrete shithouse stall, typing on a keyboard unconnected ... facing a wall scrawled with the word "Facebook."

To the nigger ape, it doesn't matter that he's not a real NBA player -- he still wears the uniform.

It doesn't matter that's he's not really hooked to a computer or online ... or on Facebook -- he still pecks away at the keyboard talking to nobody but his inner chimp.

It doesn't matter that he's living in his own insane world detached from any semblance of reality. The nigger is content ... like a monkey with a banana.

[Onkel Alf]

Man, ah shu hope de guards don' see me.

or

Where at de white wimminz for me ta muh-dik?

[whipmassa]

I tra-dud tree bitchezz for dis hur mudduh fukkuh and aint got it ta doo shit...

[strangerdanger92]

The nigger and his "computer" are the best of friends. Why? Neither of them work!

[Traygone]

muh fugga, passwords be rayciss and sheeit

[Jigadont]

do eyes click here to gibs me da welfare and sheet.

[Jigadont]

umm, less see, eyes be up for parolez in 300 years. dayummm.

[Warlord]

Typing: "I beez a Nigerian prince with 90 billions dollars that need to transfer to your account for a 30% fee...."
"Hey boss; when do I gets me a real 'puter so I can start scamming Whitey? And the jenkem bucket is filled again."

The Warlord