phone coontact -- their stupidity never ceases to amaze me

[CoonHound]

transcript of a recent call i took at work

"thank you for calling HateNig Insurance. this is CoonHound, how can I help you?"

"i beez needin some shooins."

"okay i can help with that."

"fust, i needs ta axe you a kwessin."

"okay, go ahead."

"does yall offa shooins that covas pre-ughsistin axeidints?"

"i don't understand what you mean. please explain."

"wayull, i don't hab no shooins rot now. an i done gots in a axeidint. an i wants da shooins to fix mah ca fo me."

"no, we do not have anything like that.

"do you knows some shooins compknees dat do?"

"nobody does"

"why nots?"

"because madam, if that were the case, everyone would do what you are right now. they wouldn't carry insurance. then when they got into an accident, they would expect someone else to pay for it. that wouldn't be fair to all of the people who work hard, play by the rules, and pay their bills."

"aww, i undastan. you no anywhea i can gits mah ca fixed on da cheap."

"i'm sure there are many collision shops in your area. just google it."

"wha be dis googa dat you..."

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[Chairman Mau Mau]

And thus, this is the "thought process" that ObamaCare has brought us.

Don't be surprised if niggers aren't offered such a policy though by order of HNIC.

[Col. Sanderz]

Surely all niggers know about Google! How else would this sow know anything about where its whale-fair office is? It's not like it could read a phonebook.

[Prostitis Jones]

The nigger needing insurance will be your cardiologist under obammycare.

[Chairman Mau Mau]

The nigger needing insurance will be your cardiologist under obammycare.

Doctors won't be able to afford malpractice insurance. With all the new nigger patients comes the new players in the nigger lottery.

[dave423]

"Pre-existing accidents:" MWAhaha.

Niggers ARE preexisting accidents.

[NiggerDerester]

The next time you get a call like that, tell it to have the car fixed, and send the bill to Barfass Ohomo, 1800 Pennsylvania Ave., Washington, D. C.

[BigCat]

"fust, i needs ta axe you a kwessin."

That's a nigger thing. Having taken night classes with niggers, they always prefaced their questions with that.

"I has a question...and here it is..."

Maybe it dates back to slavery days, axing a question of the whipmassa.

[DisturbedAngel]

Ah, CoonHound, someone who knows what I go through on a daily basis!

[CoonHound]

Ah, CoonHound, someone who knows what I go through on a daily basis!

thank god i don't deal with it daily, i would go nuts.

once a week is more than enough though.