transcript of a recent call i took at work
"thank you for calling HateNig Insurance. this is CoonHound, how can I help you?"
"i beez needin some shooins."
"okay i can help with that."
"fust, i needs ta axe you a kwessin."
"okay, go ahead."
"does yall offa shooins that covas pre-ughsistin axeidints?"
"i don't understand what you mean. please explain."
"wayull, i don't hab no shooins rot now. an i done gots in a axeidint. an i wants da shooins to fix mah ca fo me."
"no, we do not have anything like that.
"do you knows some shooins compknees dat do?"
"because madam, if that were the case, everyone would do what you are right now. they wouldn't carry insurance. then when they got into an accident, they would expect someone else to pay for it. that wouldn't be fair to all of the people who work hard, play by the rules, and pay their bills."
"aww, i undastan. you no anywhea i can gits mah ca fixed on da cheap."
"i'm sure there are many collision shops in your area. just google it."
"wha be dis googa dat you..."