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    Question Why do niggers lean / sit towards the center of the car when driving down the road?

    For years, I have been wondering why dirty niggers always position themselves in the midpoint of the car or front seat while driving down the road. What do my NM friends think?

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    Niggers are so lazy, they can't even sit upright to drive.

    Being spineless helps.

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    The shocks are bad so they are trying to sit vertically, overcoming the car's tendency to lean to the left.

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    If they sit behind the wheel they would be responsible for any accidents they might have.

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    It might even have something to do with a monkey's spacial awareness. Niggers are unbalanced.

    Besides, we all know that driving is too complicated for niggers. There's too much to do at once. You have to pay attention and be responsible. Niggers can only press the pedal in time to the ooking from a sail fawn. They all drive like crap, and when you see them fishtailing and swerving down the lane, you'll probably find they are ooking on that fawn and not even looking at the road.

    Driving would be much less expensive if niggers were banned from the DMV.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Niggerologist View Post
    For years, I have been wondering why dirty niggers always position themselves in the midpoint of the car or front seat while driving down the road. What do my NM friends think?
    It's because they think that smell is coming from OUTSIDE the car....

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    It could be that his buddy, DownLowcus, can't fit his feet between the gas and brake pedals.

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    A nigger I once worked with told me it was to keep their head behind the door post where the metal is thicker and avoid bullets. No shit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ghetto lobster View Post
    A nigger I once worked with told me it was to keep their head behind the door post where the metal is thicker and avoid bullets. No shit.
    I was told this as well. Maybe car manufacturers should play a little joke and move the steel beams - see what happens on the next drive by.. LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Niggerologist View Post
    For years, I have been wondering why dirty niggers always position themselves in the midpoint of the car or front seat while driving down the road. What do my NM friends think?
    I think it has something to do with their instincts climbling trees with their feet. That's my guess anyway.
    The President is a nigger. We were better off under George III.

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