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    Default Ghetto Lobster Tenderizer, Can You Guess His Plea?

    Yet another.

    Apparently, the backstory on Toby the Tenderizer here, is that his wife, sprog, and unhatched sprog were rendered daid by a hit-skip. So he decides that tenderizing his one remaining sprog is a good idea...



    http://www.whiotv.com/news/news/loca...is-role/nPyBt/
    No matter what you try nigger, it just don't wash off.


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    Montgomery County Child Protective Services is involved and the child, who has since been treated and released from the medical center
    Damn niggers can't do anything right.

    Niggers can't be civilized. Hell, they can't even be domesticated.

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    the boy’s mother and her unborn child and toddler daughter were killed in February when they were hit by a vehicle
    At least this story has one happy ending.

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    his plea? "i didn do nuthins"?
    humans and niggers are separate races

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    How is it that this nigger's bond was set at only $5000? Did i read that right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Whitey B. Pist View Post
    How is it that this nigger's bond was set at only $5000? Did i read that right?
    Who cares about a niglet anyway?
    The President is a nigger. We were better off under George III.

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    Drop the bond and give 'im a do over. Better luck next time.

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    Way to go, Champ (Ughh... I mean CHIMP)!
    In the 18th and 19th centuries, we gave plantation owners the whip, the paddle, and the strap. With these, they could keep their niggers working for a day. In the 20th, we gave them Ford, Case, and John Deere. With these, they could rid themselves of niggers FOREVER.

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    The three nigger pleas:

    1. "I didn do nuffin" (not guilty)
    2. "I beez turnin mah life around, ya honorz" (no contest)
    3. "My bad" (guilty)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Whitey B. Pist View Post
    How is it that this nigger's bond was set at only $5000? Did i read that right?
    I think it was meant to be paid in bananas,

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