Algebra and Laqueesha
Brief intro: I'm taking a summer refresher algebra class since I'm thinking of returning to school in the near future. It's an intense 5 week class of advanced algebra that's usually taught over a 16 week period. Suffice to say it's not easy but I'm holding a low A and there's but one week to go.
The class is predominately human, taught by a human (who loves to teach the subject, always a plus), with a sprinkling of coons. Class used to have 7 but only 2 remain as of now. Both tend to walk in late and be oblivious to class discussion and the like.
Laqueesha (not her real name, I've no idea what it is, nor do I care) sits up front, walks in late, always eats through class and asks the dumbest questions. When she bothers to show up on time, she usually walks in humming out of tune or on the sail fawn. Her note taking skills are abysmal and is the ONLY student who needs to borrow the instructor's notes DURING class. But what really bothers me about this waste of space? Her constant need to see if she can get a break.
Laqueesha (Laq): Will this test be graded on the curve?
Instructor: No, this is a math class - your grade is based on your merit, nothing more.
Laq: Will you put less questions on the test this time?
Instructor: No, every test will have 20 questions, like every test before it.
Laq: But, what about extra credit?
Instructor: Extra credit is not required. If I decide to include it, you'll see it on the exam sheet, end of story.
Laq: Will this (whatever is being taught at the time) be on the test?
Instructor: Yes - I wouldn't show the class 5 examples of this formula if I had no intention of testing you on it.
It never fails - going on 5 weeks now, this sheboon/coon will see if the next test will somehow be easier. I don't get it. Consistency seems lost on this idiot.
This morning of the 3rd was the last day of the class and final exam date as well. AS USUAL, we asked our questions, taking perhaps no more than about 15 minutes and then for the next 20 minutes or so, Laqueesha proceeded to ask the instructor to review the most basic of word problems and relentlessly pricked and attempted to prod said instructor to reveal what was on the test, without any success. The rest of the class was highly annoyed, given that it was obvious what the sheboon was trying to do. So incredibly disrespectful to everyone, especially the instructor who so gracefully shrugged off the nigger's behavior. Suffice to say myself and about half the class finished in under 30 minutes and as we waited for our friends to complete said test in the lobby of the building, people commented how Laqueesha was nearly the last one in the class, along with the other sheboon, furiously erasing and sweating up a storm. Anyway, it's done and that's that.
Last edited by OldSchoolItalian; 08-03-2012 at 08:43 PM.
Reason: update :)
Niggers are the herpes of humanity.
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