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    This unknown author certainly knows what he/she is talking about - wonderful description of 'KAFFIRS.' I LOVE the style of English as was written during Chaucer's time...

    YE KAFFRE_____

    Ye kaffre is a noisesome thinge
    Which stinketh in ye gloome
    And every time it entereth in
    Ye knowe tis in the roome.

    It breaketh everye lyttle thinge
    Which cometh to its hande
    And of ye niceties of life
    It doth not understande,

    It eateth like ye hungrye steede
    And stealeth by its habit
    It loveth lazing all daye longe
    And breedeth like ye rabbit,

    It danceth like ye dervish wilde
    It chanteth loude and longe
    It sweateth in ye burninge sun
    And maketh ghastly ponge.

    Ye kaffre is a lazy thinge
    Which always acteth dumb
    It hath no great ambition
    Except sitting on its bum,

    Ye kaffre is ye noisesome thinge
    Which through ye centuries slumbered
    It serves us right for waking hym
    For now we’re bloody lumbered.

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    You can fool some of the sheeple all of the time;
    You can fool all of the sheeple some of the time'
    But you cannot fool all of the sheeple all of the time.

    Sean Bryson

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    That is a great verse.

    If I re-post it in a couple of thousand news papers I would only change one thing.

    It eateth like ye hungrye Hyenas
    And stealeth by its habit
    It loveth lazing all daye longe
    And breedeth like ye RATS,
    Rabbits and Horses deserve better than to be compared to bunch of low-life niggers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UFEZELA View Post
    Ye kaffre is ye noisesome thinge
    Which through ye centuries slumbered
    It serves us right for waking hym
    For now we’re bloody lumbered.
    The final stanza is my favorite. If the world had just let that miserable species be, we'd have so fewer problems in today's society.

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    Congratulations!
    You're a poet,
    and didn't know it,
    but your feet show it.
    They're Longfellows
    and smell like the Dickens.

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