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    Coming home this evening me and a buddy (taco) took some back roads to my house to find that the way was blocked by a semi with a car carrier high centered at a 4 way stop. Now the way he was coming from is pretty damn steep and changes to flat very quickly and any human would have realized that they would never make it with such a low and long trailer, but this damn monkey tried it anyways and by the time we pulled up to it the trailer was bent in the middle and the back driver side tires of the semi were off the ground. So me and taco laughed so damn hard it was great plus we got to tell him he was a dumb nigger as we drove by which just made it that much more fun!
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    Not a good idea to provoke chimpouts. Calling a spade a nigger to its face is extrememly dangerous. I don't suggest making a habit of that. Cool story, though.
    Growing up, the only niggers I knew were the Jeffersons.

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    I'm sure it got lost in the hack and restart of the site, but one of the first stories I posted to niggermania was one of when I worked at a farm equipment dealership that was located on a major highway, and some stupid nigger truck driver tried turning around in our lot, but instead of driving through the plowed drive, it drove through the on plowed snow in the yard and got stuck.

    Monkeys shouldn't be given license to operate heavy machinery, and 18 wheelers are in the same category.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Onkel Alf View Post
    Not a good idea to provoke chimpouts. Calling a spade a nigger to its face is extrememly dangerous. I don't suggest making a habit of that. Cool story, though.
    hell what was he gonna do we were in a jacked up chevy with a 454 in it and he was stuck and worried about boss man findin out that he PHUKED that trailor up!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Onkel Alf View Post
    Not a good idea to provoke chimpouts. Calling a spade a nigger to its face is extrememly dangerous. I don't suggest making a habit of that. Cool story, though.
    I'll call a nigger a nigger every chance I get. It's not a good idea to chimpout on me. I'm mad as hell and I am not going to take it anymore.

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    What's the difference between a nigger truck driver and a toilet? A toilet can back up.
    Bob Barker always said help control the animal population. So have your nigger spade or neutered!

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