Last night my wife and I decided to just stay home and watch the Kansas City Coons preseason football game against the Seattle Seahawks. I suggested that we should order a couple of pizza's so I called Papa John's and placed my order and 25 minutes later I hear a knock on my door and the door bell ring. Seems all normal and everything but my dog disagrees. She went absolutly ballistic which was odd because she always loves the pizza man because she gets all the crust! She must of seen what was coming when she looked out the window, she would not even let me open the door and my wife was doing all that she could do to hold her back. When I opened the door there was this big ghetto looking nigger in a Papa Johns uniform holding my pizza's and my 2 liter soda.
My dog gets away from my wife so I shut the door real quick so that I could avoid a lawsuit, thats when this ape asks me " is that a female boxer?" I think to myself why does he want to know if my dog is a female ? does he want to muy dik it or something? so I just tell him "yes". He says "my sister has one of those and it dosent like anyone but whoever is in the house" I say "you know what they say, dogs are a good judge of character and I have never seen her go this nuts before". I pre-paid over the phone and since this spook caused that type of reaction out of my dog I did not tip and slammed the door in his face!