Getting a fast bling bling grill

[Zyclon B]

:hangingnigger:
Dear negroe freinds are you tired of being a common nigger? Do you long to become a sportin nigger brotha, with a new grill? Unable to afford the $5000.00 price tag those raycest dentist charge? Here at KKK products we have patented the new instant grill system. In one sitting you can have a bling bling grill that will be the envy of your ghetto, project, and welfare brothas! As a bonus it only takes about 5 minutes to transform you into a cool ghetto nigger, with you new grill. We actually gold plate your natural teeth. Our proceedure is as follows:

Step one you will sit in the fitting chair.
Step two a solid gold plate will be inserted into your mouth
Step three an electrical connection to the solid gold plate
Step four at the base of your neck another electrical connection
Step five you are secured to the chair, with heavy leather straps,(we cant have you falling out, and sueing us).
Step six 100,000 volts at 50 amps ac are gently sent through the plate and your neck to begin the plating action
Step seven when you jaw bones smoke, cook, and finally fall off, your ready to go!

[Dr_Neuss]

Overheard at Himmler's dental service:

Oopsy daisy, 50 amps might have been just a bit too much! Open a window, somebody, and do something about the smoke alarm.

...And--golly, another mistake! That wasn't a gold ingot you put in its mouth, it was a butterscotch Life Saver!

...Still a few bugs in the system, folks! Let's pull together as a team and get this right!

...Now... Turn that down to 49.99 amps and send in the next nigger.

...(Psst, how many life savers we got left?)