Recently, I was at KFC eating lunch with my dad and sister. I know you will question why I was at KFC in the first place, but honestly, this place isn't usually that niggerfuxxated.
We're at the tables eating, and there's this huge nigger at the counter. I swear, her ass was bigger than her entire body... well, she ordered a bucket of chicken (what else?) and knuckle drags out to her car. 3 minutes later, she comes in swearing at the top of her lungs about how she's missing some chicken, loudly axing for the manager. The manager came and kindly gave her more chicken. Once again, she walks outside of the store to her car. The chicken was counted beforehand to make sure it's all there. She comes back in AGAIN, furious and pissed off, claiming she was missing two pieces of chicken. She called her nigger family on the phone, ooking and eeking about how she will be late home for dinner because “dese crackas doan be gibbin me all muh chigguns.” (making sure we heard her, of course)
At this point, we are all laughing at the dumb nigger's stupidity trying to get extra chicken for free and being caught red handed. After a lot of fuss and yelling, the nigger finally left the store while yelling about about how she's never coming back to KFC. (We all know that's not true).