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    Recently, I was at KFC eating lunch with my dad and sister. I know you will question why I was at KFC in the first place, but honestly, this place isn't usually that niggerfuxxated.

    We're at the tables eating, and there's this huge nigger at the counter. I swear, her ass was bigger than her entire body... well, she ordered a bucket of chicken (what else?) and knuckle drags out to her car. 3 minutes later, she comes in swearing at the top of her lungs about how she's missing some chicken, loudly axing for the manager. The manager came and kindly gave her more chicken. Once again, she walks outside of the store to her car. The chicken was counted beforehand to make sure it's all there. She comes back in AGAIN, furious and pissed off, claiming she was missing two pieces of chicken. She called her nigger family on the phone, ooking and eeking about how she will be late home for dinner because “dese crackas doan be gibbin me all muh chigguns.” (making sure we heard her, of course)

    At this point, we are all laughing at the dumb nigger's stupidity trying to get extra chicken for free and being caught red handed. After a lot of fuss and yelling, the nigger finally left the store while yelling about about how she's never coming back to KFC. (We all know that's not true).

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    Sheboonery at its finest , niggers always wanting more for free !

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    well maybe sheboon just couldn't count
    Last edited by Gizmo; 03-22-2013 at 10:28 PM. Reason: damn auto correct

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gizmo View Post
    well maybe sheboon just couldn't count
    You may be on to something there. However, even if the she-boon could count we can be assured that she would have no hesitation about lying to get some gibs.
    Niggers get angry when you tell the truth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JimC View Post
    You may be on to something there. However, even if the she-boon could count we can be assured that she would have no hesitation about lying to get some gibs.
    Nigger goes and gets an 8-piece, starts counting "1, 5, 9, 6, 8, 3......" so of course they all use that to their advantage. Maybe this is where the "gibbs me sum mo" originated
    I can see it now, fingers, toes, and obamaphone calculator crunching amazingly difficult calculations (1 + 3) to still come up with the "buts I onlys come up wit da 5 chiggins"

    Ahh who am I kidding ...they just want more no matter what lol

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    I bet she's sitting in her taxpayer provided vehicle eating that chicken and then going back inside to get replacements so her baby daddy won't shoot her for not bringing home enough for him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gizmo View Post
    Nigger goes and gets an 8-piece, starts counting "1, 5, 9, 6, 8, 3......"
    .... hike!

    Niggers don't know how to count. They just immitate what they hear in feetsball games.


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    ---From The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain


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    Show me a documented case of a 400 lb. sheboon boycotting KFC and I'll send my next paycheck to Calypso Louie.

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    The nigger probably ate the chicken so fast it didn't even realize it. I'll bet by the time it got to the car the bucket was empty and the sheboon was flabbergasted.
    Niggers, it's 10 pm. Do you know in which prison YOUR kids are?

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    She "sampled" duh chickun quality control puposes, trying to get a head start before getting to her crib.

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