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    After watching the following post by ghettolobster of my favorite holiday movies
    http://niggermania.net/forum/showthr...-Charlie-Brown!

    I was inspired to post some of my other holiday favorites here.
    None of these are mine originally but I have found them on the web and they are favorites of mine

    Dear Friends,

    As we come midway between Christmas and so-called Black Pride Month, I'd like to share with you a story my father told me each Christmas. It concerns a certain gent named Blackie Claus.

    Blackie Claus lives at the South Pole, where he collects welfare checks for his hundred-and-ten dimwitted children, which he had with a hundred-and-eleven different babymamas (none of whom he married, of course). While it is Blackie Claus's job to make and distribute toys for all the darkie children of the world, he prefers to drink huge flagons of malt liquor, rape white women, and listen to the cacaphonous howling of fellow shade "musicians." Out of pity for the children of the world, the real Santa Claus sends a shipment of toys to the degenerate Blackie Claus every November, whereupon Blackie promises with a straight face that he will get his applesauce together next year.

    On Christmas Eve, Blackie Claus gingerly hops through the urine-soaked tenaments. He takes the fried chicken and crack vials left for him by the nigra children and leaves them some of the bounty that Santa Clause had generously donated. But, in the end, he pawns most of the shipment for pornographic magazines featuring big-bootied African queens.

    And that's how spades celebrate Christmas!

    If you don't believe me, maybe you should consider the companion story about a woman who didn't believe in Blackie Claus. Shaquina Scrooge was an uppity, educated negress. Some even say she could read and write. She brayed on her haunches day after day, "Ain't no Blackie Claus, ain't no such thing!" So, on Christmas Eve, she heard a booming voice from the hallway of her flop house. "Ho ho ho! I'ze gwanna peel yo cap!" And, lo and behold, it was Blackie Claus. He threw her down on the bed, only his eyes and smile visible in the dark, and scalped the unbeliever. She begged and pled for mercy, but he savaged her with his apelike member and then smothered Scrooge with her commemorative Good Times pillow. The next day, Shaniqua Scrooge's hair had already been sold to the extensions market, and was woven into the braids of a less prideful Afro-female.



    Some songs
    Some other old favourites were "O little shanty in shanty town",

    I saw three nigras rolling in
    in raggety clothes and reeking of gin.....

    or this old classic.....


    Said the po lis man to the other cop
    do you see what i see, do you see what i see
    over there...jiving non stop
    do you see what i see....do you see what i see
    a darkie man running with his stash
    he has rolled a poor man of his cash...
    he has rolled a poor man of his cash


    And who could forget this one?

    away in the ghetto no money for a bed
    that old drunken Rufus lay down his nappy head
    he done scored the big time and stolen some loot
    and turned in the stolens for a quick christmas toot
    the stars in the bright sky looked down on him as he lay sup pined
    old Rufus grew frosty after a hi potency mainline

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Spoda View Post
    After watching the following post by ghettolobster of my favorite holiday movies
    http://niggermania.net/forum/showthr...-Charlie-Brown!

    I was inspired to post some of my other holiday favorites here.
    None of these are mine originally but I have found them on the web and they are favorites of mine

    Dear Friends,

    As we come midway between Christmas and so-called Black Pride Month, I'd like to share with you a story my father told me each Christmas. It concerns a certain gent named Blackie Claus.

    Blackie Claus lives at the South Pole, where he collects welfare checks for his hundred-and-ten dimwitted children, which he had with a hundred-and-eleven different babymamas (none of whom he married, of course). While it is Blackie Claus's job to make and distribute toys for all the darkie children of the world, he prefers to drink huge flagons of malt liquor, rape white women, and listen to the cacaphonous howling of fellow shade "musicians." Out of pity for the children of the world, the real Santa Claus sends a shipment of toys to the degenerate Blackie Claus every November, whereupon Blackie promises with a straight face that he will get his applesauce together next year.

    On Christmas Eve, Blackie Claus gingerly hops through the urine-soaked tenaments. He takes the fried chicken and crack vials left for him by the nigra children and leaves them some of the bounty that Santa Clause had generously donated. But, in the end, he pawns most of the shipment for pornographic magazines featuring big-bootied African queens.

    And that's how spades celebrate Christmas!

    If you don't believe me, maybe you should consider the companion story about a woman who didn't believe in Blackie Claus. Shaquina Scrooge was an uppity, educated negress. Some even say she could read and write. She brayed on her haunches day after day, "Ain't no Blackie Claus, ain't no such thing!" So, on Christmas Eve, she heard a booming voice from the hallway of her flop house. "Ho ho ho! I'ze gwanna peel yo cap!" And, lo and behold, it was Blackie Claus. He threw her down on the bed, only his eyes and smile visible in the dark, and scalped the unbeliever. She begged and pled for mercy, but he savaged her with his apelike member and then smothered Scrooge with her commemorative Good Times pillow. The next day, Shaniqua Scrooge's hair had already been sold to the extensions market, and was woven into the braids of a less prideful Afro-female.



    Some songs
    Some other old favourites were "O little shanty in shanty town",

    I saw three nigras rolling in
    in raggety clothes and reeking of gin.....

    or this old classic.....


    Said the po lis man to the other cop
    do you see what i see, do you see what i see
    over there...jiving non stop
    do you see what i see....do you see what i see
    a darkie man running with his stash
    he has rolled a poor man of his cash...
    he has rolled a poor man of his cash


    And who could forget this one?

    away in the ghetto no money for a bed
    that old drunken Rufus lay down his nappy head
    he done scored the big time and stolen some loot
    and turned in the stolens for a quick christmas toot
    the stars in the bright sky looked down on him as he lay sup pined
    old Rufus grew frosty after a hi potency mainline
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    Hilarious and priceless. As I sit in a loading dock door wayching the nigger next to me (in his truck) with his feet on the dash, then on the windshield...

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